Got my teeth cleaned today. And I have to share with you a curse that has haunted me nearly my entire life. You know how dentist offices always play the same [fucking terrible] Easy Listening music? Bad enough, right? Well, for as long as I can remember, I have been at the mercy of one …
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Not long ago, we got a questions about The Scattered and the Dead series — I believe it was on our Facebook page. Someone that was neither me nor Tim responded, “There won’t be any more. They have abandoned the series.” And I thought, “We have? Damn, I wish someone would have told me, because …
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Weddings. You know how people say, “Every woman has been dreaming of her wedding day since she was a little girl!”? Not me. I’ve literally never once fantasized about a wedding or a white dress or a ring or any of that stuff. (Actually, someone I know has cornered Tim more than once and told …
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First, I feel like I should open up with some kind of explanation as to why I’ve suddenly decided to dust off Ye Olde Blogge, which has sat in a state of disuse and decrepitude. But the best explanation I can come up with is: “Because I felt like it.” So there. Also, one of …
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