They lurk in the woods. The biggest threat the city has ever faced – clowns. Evil clowns, armed and angry and hungry for human flesh.
Yep. Creepy clowns beckon people into the woods and stab them a bunch of times. Like so many times.
It’s the age old battle of man vs. clown, and with the local police oblivious to the growing clown problem, Phillip Burkholder may be mankind’s only hope. He is 15. He is flunking geometry. And possibly social studies. He has little to no clown slaying experience.
Crap. We could be looking at a clown-pocalypse scenario. Not good.
You know, we could go on and on about it, but it’s homicidal clowns. You either want to read something like that or you don’t.
Warning: May contain graphic violence and a lot of clowns.
Books by LT VARGUS & Tim McBain
The Violet Darger series
Her body is broken. Wrapped in plastic. Dumped on the side of the road. She is the first. There will be more. A pulse-pounding thriller series following Special Agent Violet Darger.
The Scattered and the Dead series
With 99.7% of the Earth’s population dead and gone, the few who remain struggle to survive in an empty world. The scattered. The leftovers. These are their stories.
A note about reading order: While we intended them to be read in numerical order (Book 0.5, Book 1.0, Book 1.5, etc.), you can technically start with either Book 1 or Book 0.5.
The Awake in the Dark series
A 27-year-old slacker has seizures during which he may or may not be astral projecting. What he learns might have the power to change the world. One second JEFF GROBNAGGER is standing in line at the grocery store, and the next he’s in an alley where a hooded figure strangles him to death.
So that sucks.