We did it! The Silent Night launch vaulted Loshak up to #1 in a few subcategories, allowing him to rub shoulders with the literary elite.
Stephen King? Dethroned.
Karin Slaughter? Slaughtered.
Charles Dickens? Dicked.
If you didn’t grab Silent Night yet, by all means do. Do grab it. Do!
Amazon got rid of the Author Rank feature recently, probably because they were sick of us posting screen shots of us embarrassing pretty boys like James Patterson.
Well, they can’t stop us! Here’s an old one. Look at how we’re towering over James. Humiliating!
Ah. We have good times, don’t we?
James knows we’re only kidding. Besides, he probably published twelve books while we wrote this email.
Anyway, I’m getting distracted. We were talking about embarrassing James Patterson. Wait. No, we were talking about Silent Night.
It’s a thrill ride. A winter kill ride. A blizzard-y windchill ride. A perilous bookmobile ride.
Do grab it:
That’s all for now. We’ll have more news soon, so keep an eye out.
-Tim & LT