or Why It Is Important to Tie the Dog Poop Bag Closed
Because sometimes your clumsy ass does a graceful little snowbunny leap, and you biff the landing, and your foot goes a-sliding, and said poop bag swings upward like a pendulum, totally upending itself, and it is only by the grace of centrifugal force that dog shit does not rain down upon your head.
4 thoughts on “Today’s life lesson”
I thought you had to keep it closed so that other people wouldnt try to eat it before you could.
That’s what my dog thinks, at least.
Very well stated, L.T. — Another point is that shit-slinging should be left to the experts (can you say … politicians?)!
–Michael
Touché, sir!