Author: Lex Vargus

or Why It Is Important to Tie the Dog Poop Bag Closed Because sometimes your clumsy ass does a graceful little…

I was tall for my age as a kid. The kind of tall where every adult asks if you’re going to…

Epiphany of the day: being called a poser only bothers you if you are, in fact, a poser. Second epiphany of…

I wasn’t completely satisfied with the scent of my eco-friendly-cruelty-free-insufferable-hippie shampoo. Also the store quit carrying it. So I decided to…

In high school, my friends peer pressured me into going tanning. They wouldn’t listen to me when I told them, “I…