In high school, my friends peer pressured me into going tanning. They wouldn’t listen to me when I told them, “I don’t tan, I burn.” My friend goes in for like 40 minutes. She comes out all gold and bronze-y and perfect. I go in for 15 minutes and come out red as a fucking …
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Thinking back on my childhood injuries, I’m surprised my parents didn’t force me to wear a helmet. Age 7: Rode a sled over a retaining wall… backwards. Knocked out my front tooth. Age 10: Ran full speed into a giant rock while playing tag with my brother and my cousin. Broke my hand. Age 11: …
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When I first met my dorm mate my freshman year of college, I had no idea she was a murderer. She’d hold her victims captive for months, slowly starving them to death. They were goldfish, but still. My point is, there comes a time when you can’t stand by and let these atrocities just keep …
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New book! Excitement! Fervor! For the next 48 hours, Back in Black, the fourth book in the Awake in the Dark series will be $2.99. Here are the links: Amazon US – Amazon UK iBooks – Barnes & Noble By Thursday evening the price will go up to $4.99, so grab this baby while it’s …
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Every time someone checks out my blog, they point out that I wrote “Why Being an Indie Author is Awesome Part 1″, and they ask, “Where’s part 2?” And then I make excuses about being shit at blogging. Today I had a nasty case of Twitter-diarrhea… you know, when you tweet what you think is …
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