I didn’t read as many books as I’d like in 2015 – I like to try to at least read more than the previous year, and I failed that this time around. One possible excuse is that this past year I read a lot of nonfiction, which I think I tend to read slower and/or …
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or Why It Is Important to Tie the Dog Poop Bag Closed Because sometimes your clumsy ass does a graceful little snowbunny leap, and you biff the landing, and your foot goes a-sliding, and said poop bag swings upward like a pendulum, totally upending itself, and it is only by the grace of centrifugal force …
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I was tall for my age as a kid. The kind of tall where every adult asks if you’re going to play basketball. People also generally assumed I was 2 years older than I was. I could ride all the scary rollercoasters when I was six. But Mother Nature is a cruel mistress. She can …
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