I’m not a poser, you’re a poser, poser!
Epiphany of the day: being called a poser only bothers you if you are, in fact, a poser. Second epiphany of…
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The Saga of the Stinky Shampoo by L.T. Vargus
I wasn’t completely satisfied with the scent of my eco-friendly-cruelty-free-insufferable-hippie shampoo. Also the store quit carrying it. So I decided to…
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A whiter shade of pale
In high school, my friends peer pressured me into going tanning. They wouldn’t listen to me when I told them, “I…
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Watch out for falling squirrels
Thinking back on my childhood injuries, I’m surprised my parents didn’t force me to wear a helmet. Age 7: Rode a…
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My roommate was a serial killer
When I first met my dorm mate my freshman year of college, I had no idea she was a murderer. She’d…